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Jaeger Amarihttps://hemoveslikejaeger.wordpress.comHi! My name is Jaeger Amari Goodenough and I’m new to this world as of April 16, 2014. My mom helped me create this blog so my loved ones near and far can follow me on my journey of self-discovery. I also hope to look back on this one day to see all the moments that have shaped me.
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Check out my new ride!

March 9, 2015 by Jaeger Amari

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How do you like my new ride? (See above photo) I found it at Menards and I loved it! Let me know if you want one too… I can hook you up.

Also, check out the below photos to see some other happenings since my last post. I’ve been pretty busy! In fact, several things that haven’t been iPhone-documented are my appearance at UW-L’s Reflections of Ebony (hosted by Black Student Unity), partaking in the Amazing Race party at the Wintertons, perusing campers at the Milwaukee RV expo, being part of the fan club for Ashlee & Cortney’s 4-H talent show, and cheering on the Melrose-Mindoro High School Boys Basketball team. I can’t wait to see what the rest of March has in store for me… maybe a few more joyrides in my new wheels?!

I've been recovering from my big trip.
I’ve been recovering from my big trip.
I learned how to eat a cookie!
I learned how to eat a cookie!
I visited Papa Florence and showed him how I can sort-of walk.
I visited Papa Florence and showed him how I can sort-of walk.
We visited Jessie and Teagan, and met Ainsley (their newest addition)! We posed for a photo and when no one was looking, I stole Ainsley's pacifier!
We visited Jessie and Teagan, and met Ainsley (their newest addition)! We posed for a photo and when no one was looking, I stole Ainsley’s pacifier!
Take 2: When no one was looking, I pulled Teagan's hair.
Take 2: When no one was looking, I pulled Teagan’s hair.
Take 3: They were on to me... I couldn't get away with anything.
Take 3: They were on to me… I couldn’t get away with anything.
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Valentine’s Day: I woke up like this

February 14, 2015 by Jaeger Amari

Apparently I have a secret admirer… I woke up with kisses all over my face! Whoa… Happy Valentine’s Day to me, I guess. Since romance is in the air today, allow me to pay tribute to the love of my life through poetry:

I love how you melt in my hands
when I squeeze you tight.
If craving you is wrong,
I don’t want to be right.
My mom really likes you
And that’s important to me,
Because life without you
Would not be happy.
You show me a sweetness
I cannot resist
Because of you, chocolate,
I know true love does exist.

Affectionately yours,
Jaeger (Your not-so-secret admirer)
xoxoxo

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Until next time…

February 13, 2015 by Jaeger Amari

Well, Mexico, it’s been fun, but our time together has come to an end. I truly enjoyed getting to know you and all that you had to offer. I appreciated hearing the Spanish language all around me, and watching coconuts fall from trees instead of snow. I will miss being barefoot and having my face kissed by the sun in February. I’ll dream about your fluffier clouds and I’ll try to devise a plan to convert my crib into one of your relaxing hammocks. Gosh, I wish you lived closer to us! Let’s try to keep in touch, okay? In the meantime, I promise to grow more teeth so I can indulge in all of your food platters when we meet again. Until next time, adios!

Best Friends Forever,
Jaeger

Our back porch with a garden view
Our back porch with a garden view
I still live with my parents
I still live with my parents
Nachos!
Nachos!
Where to next?
Where to next?
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Xcaret
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Butterfly sanctuary
Butterfly sanctuary
And then we became butterflies
And then we became butterflies
Vacation is exhausting
Vacation is exhausting
Swimsuit model
Swimsuit model
I love long walks on the beach
I love long walks on the beach
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These ladies love me!
These ladies love me!
Selfie.
Selfie.
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Nice ride, huh?
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Yum!
Yum!
Paradise
Paradise
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What the heck is that?!
What the heck is that?!
Pink birds?! I've never seen these at our bird feeder.
Pink birds?! I’ve never seen these at our bird feeder.
Is that how I was born?
Is that how I was born?
This is the life...
This is the life…
Here, fishy fishy.
Here, fishy fishy.
Look! I'm a turtle.
Look! I’m a turtle.
Hola!
Hola!
Me and padre
Me and padre
Touring the resort
Touring the resort
Say cheesy!
Say cheesy!
Palm trees make me smile
Palm trees make me smile
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Senior picture pose
Washing off the chlorine
Washing off the chlorine
The fam
The fam
How handsome am I?!
How handsome am I?!
I'm a social butterfly
I’m a social butterfly
Waiting for our wood fired pizza
Waiting for our wood fired pizza
Funny looking squirrels here!
Funny looking squirrels here!
Swing time with Dad
Swing time with Dad
Hammocking it up with madre
Hammocking it up with madre
My newest chompers
My newest chompers
Weeeeeee!
Weeeeeee!
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A trip down wedding-memory lane

February 12, 2015 by Jaeger Amari

Mom and Dad took me to the magical place where they became united in marriage. It was just over ten years ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday. Oh wait, I wasn’t there; I didn’t make the invite list. But anyway, it was fun to celebrate their 10 year anniversary in the same gazebo that provided structure for all of the beautiful memories. Mom says a lot can change in a decade, particularly the loss of loved ones that were here in 2004, but even time cannot steal life’s best, most cherished moments. And so we continue to make memories that will survive us too, because that is how we all live on…. in the hearts and thoughts of each other.

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Just call me Nemo

February 10, 2015 by Jaeger Amari

Wow! This place has awesome bathtubs. They’re big, blue and surrounded by beautiful palm trees. They are heated by the Mexican sun and they ripple from the ocean breeze. These waters dance, and sparkle, and never disappoint. I could live in the waves and refreshment, just like a fishy. In fact, if you take me out too soon, I’ll bring out my grumpy face that I learned on the plane from Miss Meany-pants.

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First Flight Seat Upgrade

February 8, 2015 by Jaeger Amari

My first flight was a success! As it turns out, I’m just as good in the air as I am on land. And that’s not because I was sleeping the whole time, even though I was given strict orders to do just that. Instead, I took a 30 minute cat nap and then provided entertainment for the flight crew and passengers. All of them loved me and even nominated me for the best-baby-in-an-airplane award, except for one person… Miss Meany-pants. She was the grumpiest lady ever. She was not a fan of babies. She was my parents’ worst fear come true. And she was assigned to the seat just left of me and mom. Here’s how our friendship started:

We walked on the plane and looked down the aisle for our seats. When we discovered 9B and 9C, we made eye contact with the lady in 9A. I greeted her with my bestest, biggest smile, and in return, she rolled her eyes and said “Just shoot me.” She then proceeded to ask my mom why anyone would take their kid to Cancun. Several lovely comments later, Miss Meany-pants said she was going to move to an empty seat in a different row….

And that’s how you score yourself a seat upgrade, folks! Thanks to me, I got our family a row all to ourselves. Mom says haters are gonna hate, but since I’m made of love, I should just keep smiling on… in my free seat.

I passed security!
I passed security!
Filling my belly before boarding the plane
Filling my belly before boarding the plane
Cat nap
Cat nap
Zzzzzzz
Zzzzzzz
Sesame Street!
Sesame Street!
The ladies behind us loved me!
The ladies behind us loved me!
Flying is fun.
Flying is fun.
I see Cancun!
I see Cancun!
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Rent

February 3, 2015 by Jaeger Amari

Top 10 reasons why I might have to start paying rent:

10.   I don’t put my toys away.
9.    Mom says the fireplace isn’t as enjoyable/relaxing since I’ve been around.
8.    I consistently exceed my quota for dirty laundry.
7.    Mom sometimes misses the glass that is hidden beneath all my fingerprints.
6.    I bring home lots of germs from daycare…
6b.   and I don’t cover my mouth when I cough or sneeze…
6c.   so my parents get to fully participate in all of my illnesses.
5.    I don’t talk about my feelings and I’m also not so good at letting go of things (literally and figuratively).
4.    What part of “no” don’t I understand? All of it.
3.    I prefer to crumple mom’s office papers instead of playing with my cool train.
2.    I practice defiance by converting my changing table into a gymnastics mat.
1.    Mom’s shoe shopping has been interrupted by Jaeger-always-needs-a-cute-outfit shopping.

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But don’t worry…since we’re making lists, I’ve got many contributions, talents and skills that can be used for negotiations:

1.    I sit patiently when mom cuts my fingernails.
2.    Sometimes I help unload the dishwasher!
3.    No matter how bad the day goes, I never forget how to clap it out and do a happy dance.
4.    I can eat my socks.
5.    I’m really cute.
6.    Shoot….
7.    That’s all I got.
8.    Did I mention that I’m cute?
9.    Yikes….
10.   I better start working on this list!

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New Year, New Me!

January 11, 2015 by Jaeger Amari

New Year’s Resolution: Grow more teeth.

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Done.
(My two top, front teeth have made an appearance… ouch, but yay! This is the year of solid solid foods.)

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Dear Santa…

December 26, 2014 by Jaeger Amari

Dear Santa,

Sorry I missed you. I was sleeping. I’d like to reschedule if possible because I really wanted to meet you. I’ve heard great things. Until then, here is my list of discussion points:

  1. Are you responsible for the Christmas season? If so, thanks. It was all sorts of wonderful. We kicked it off in early December with Christmas tree decorating and a trip to see the holiday train. Since then, we’ve filled as many days as possible with friends, family, food and fun!
  2. Tell your elves I said “keep up the good work!”
  3. Mom says the holiday season can be hard for some people, especially if they don’t have friends or family or food. Can you please fix that?
  4. Next year, could you bring my mom a nose for Christmas? She keeps playing with mine and I don’t like it.
  5. When other kids ask you to define good, just point to a picture of me. (You’re welcome.)
  6. Speaking of pictures, we captured a lot of precious memories over the last few weeks. Please see them below! (And feel free to save this evidence of my good behavior for future reference.)
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7. Lastly, I have some concerns about my mom. Look what she got me for Christmas…

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… a bubble wrap suit. Can you please have a talk with her?

Love,
Jaeger Amari Goodenough (on Deerwood Drive)

P.S. If you’re looking for your reindeer, I’m afraid some of them are in our basement. If this is a problem, we may also need to schedule a time for you to meet with my dad.

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Modes of Transportation

December 24, 2014 by Jaeger Amari

I’m learning about some new ways to travel from point A to point B!

First, I learned how to crawl. (Thanks to my friend Ellie for showing me how it’s done!)

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After I mastered crawling (easy-schmeesy), Dad thought it was time for me to learn how to ride a bike. Nailed it! (…with some assistance from my training wheels, my dad, and my way-too-dramatic mother who would have dressed me in a bubble-wrap suit if we owned one.)

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And instead of being satisfied with those two tricks, now my parents want me to learn how to fly…

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…so they got me a Passport! Mom and Dad are thinking about taking me to Mexico, to the place where they got married. Count me in! I’ll pack my sippy cup in preparation for the self-serve Piña Coladas that I’ve heard so much about. I can’t wait!!

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