You know how much I enjoy you, right? So please don’t be offended when I say I’m hardly missing you right now. It’s not you, it’s me. I think I might be in love with something else: Christmas Vacation. We’ve been spending a lot of time together, making memories that are unmatchable, like:
practicing Yoga with my Dad,
sledding down big hills like a champ,
eating making Christmas cookies at the Bake Shoppe,
playing with all my toys at the SAME time,
consuming chocolate on a daily basis,
hiding-and-seeking whether you’re ready or not,
performing puppet shows for sold-out audiences,
learning how to be like dad,
and knocking over dominoes
while living in pajamas almost 24-7!
But please don’t be upset; this isn’t a break-up. In fact, I would like to see you again. I just need more time to figure things out with Christmas Vacation. In the meantime, I hope we can still be friends?
Sorry I’m not sorry,