This spring, I decided to become a business owner. We don’t really know what we’re doing, but we’re motivated, cute, and willing to cut your lawn instead of playing on our electronics.

Don’t need your grass cut? We can also clean windows, water flowers, pick up dog poop, and other things that we never do at our own homes.

Are we insured? Heck no! Are our prices a little random? Absolutely. But don’t ask too many questions. Just make your appointment today… before we realize that being part of the working class isn’t actually that fun.