…Christmas!

Everywhere we go…

…I’m unfamiliar with the rest of the lyrics of this song…

And REALLY unfamiliar with this funny-looking stranger, whose lap I’m sitting on below.

This old man kinda ruined the holiday spirit, if you ask me. I would have preferred to meet the “magical Santa guy” that everyone keeps talking about.

Oh wait a minute… what?! That was him?! Oh no! Did I ruin my chance to impress? Can I get a do-over?