By now, many of you know that I’ll be getting a promotion!
(I found out on my birthday!)

Or, perhaps you might say that I’m getting evicted.
(It depends on whether you see the sippy cup half empty or half full.)

But, do you know if my sidekick will be a sister or a brother?
My fate was determined by a balloon and the big reveal was captured on video,
so if you’ve come here for the sex, click below!

Stay tuned for sibling shenanigans, coming this August!