Dear “America’s Got Talent,”

Please accept my below video submissions for your show. I trust you’ll find my talent impressive.

Here I am, perfecting one of my old skills: snapping!

And here I am, imperfecting a brand new skill: push-ups!

Additionally, while I don’t have the video evidence, I hope you’ll also accept this still image of my table dancing skills:

I look forward to appearing on your show!

Yours Truly,
The-ever-so-talented Jaeger Amari