Dear “America’s Got Talent,”
Please accept my below video submissions for your show. I trust you’ll find my talent impressive.
Here I am, perfecting one of my old skills: snapping!
And here I am, imperfecting a brand new skill: push-ups!
Additionally, while I don’t have the video evidence, I hope you’ll also accept this still image of my table dancing skills:
I look forward to appearing on your show!
The-ever-so-talented Jaeger Amari