Here I am, attending a couple of UW-L’s welcome socials, sponsored by Multicultural Student Services and the Pride Center. I got passed from person to person, welcoming as many people as I could. Turns out, it’s hard work greeting everyone and so I accidentally fell asleep between a couple hand-offs. Oops! Luckily, I’ve got skills and I know how to make people smile even with my eyes closed. I should probably be the president of the welcoming committee, just sayin’.