Wanna know how to make a quick $5?
Step 1: Have your mom cover her eyes.
Step 2: Sit bravely on your dad’s lap (at the dinner table) while he extracts your wiggly tooth.
Step 3: Check in on mom to make sure she’s okay.
Step 4: Prepare for bed by brushing your teeth in record time since you now have two fewer teeth to clean.
Step 5: Put saved tooth under your pillow and keep hope alive in anticipation of a Tooth Fairy visit.
Step 6: Wake up at 3:00 a.m. to go potties and then reach under the pillow to see if the Tooth Fairy held up her end of the bargain.
Step 7: Become $5 richer.
Step 8: Brainstorm ideas for wiggling your remaining teeth into a profit so that you can purchase a new Nintendo Switch game.