Just when you think your mom can’t get any cooler, you discover she has a super-power that enables her to marry people!

That’s right… Carrie and Matt got married… by my mom!

And just when you think Carrie and Matt can’t get any cooler, you discover the deliciously-yummy cupcakes they provided to all wedding guests! (Best decision ever, Carrie and Matt! Besides the decision to marry each other, of course.)

It was such a special day: Love was in the air, Aunt Nessa was in attendance (all the way from Romania), and the aforementioned cupcakes were in my belly. Plus, I was unofficially hired to be the welcoming committee at dinner, so I ran around the reception hall, giving away free smiles. With some help from Sonia, you might say I was also responsible for getting the party started on the dance floor.

So, if anyone is in need of a wedding officiant, greeter and party-starter, just contact my Dad booking agent to inquire about a package deal. If we are out of your price range, I can consult with mom to see if some kind of cupcake-payment plan can be worked out.

Congratulations, Carrie and Matt! Cheers to many, many years of joy and gratitude!!