Look what mom and dad bought me today… a new pet! I’ve wanted a giraffe ever since I was born. I tried to smile to show my gratitude, but a frowny-face came out instead. (I hate when that happens.) Sometimes I get those mixed up, but cut me some slack… I’m still new around here. Anyway, Mr. Giraffe is so mild-mannered and stoic. He’s even potty-trained already! Wow. I will be someday too, but not today. Because it’s just way too funny to pee on mom and dad when they change my diaper sometimes… you should hear mom scream! Hilarious.