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Jaeger Amarihttps://hemoveslikejaeger.wordpress.comHi! My name is Jaeger Amari Goodenough and I’m new to this world as of April 16, 2014. My mom helped me create this blog so my loved ones near and far can follow me on my journey of self-discovery. I also hope to look back on this one day to see all the moments that have shaped me.
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Seven going on Seventeen

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On July 26th, my previously-six-year-old sister turned seventeen. That’s what it feels like anyway. Because she’s so wise and sassy beyond her years.

To celebrate this national holiday, we took my sister to Cookies & Cream Cafe for some ice cream nachos, then we splashed around at the Holmen Aquatic Center, and then we picked up Chloe and Annalia for a pizza and movie at the Rivoli, before ending the night at the Pearl Ice Cream Parlor for more ice cream. A birthday bookended with scoops of sweetness is this girl’s dream come true!

Since Genesee is now officially a big kid, I figured it’s time to document what makes Genesee…well, Genesee. So, in commemoration of her age, here are seven things you should know about this version of my little sister:

  1. Rom-Com Connoisseur: Genesee loves herself a good romantic-comedy movie… she loves a good hugging scene and watches like she’s taking mental notes for the future. Gross!
  2. Alexa’s BFF: Genesee has full-blown conversations with Alexa. No joke. You can often find her saying, “Alexa, I’d like to give you feedback.” Like they’re business partners or something.
  3. Bedtime Snack Queen: It’s a fact—Genesee is never more thirsty or hungry than the exact moment it’s time for bed. Every. Single. Night.
  4. Motherhood? Nah.: Genesee has very strong opinions about not wanting kids. She announced it out of nowhere a few years ago and hasn’t changed her mind since.
  5. Pizza Weirdo: When Genesee eats pizza, she often flips it upside down. Yep, cheese on the bottom, crust on the top. I’m not sure why, but her dedication to doing things differently is admirable.
  6. Fashion Icon: Genesee roams the house wearing one sock. No explanation, no second sock. Just…one. And she’s totally cool with it.
  7. Artist-Athlete-Reader-Extraordinaire: Genesee is what you might call a triple treat. She’s a lover of basketball and soccer, but don’t let her sporty side fool you. She’s also very much an artist and she’s an incredibly expressive reader!

In summary, Genesee may be my little sister, but she’s got a BIG personality. And even though that big personality clashes with my perfectly-sized personality some days, I’m still honored to call her my sister. Because, truly, the world needs more Genesees.

Happy birthday, Gigi Louigi!

Operation Altitude Adjustment (Colorado 2024)

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Ready to hear about our epic road trip from Wisconsin to Colorado?! Well, buckle up because this journey was 14.5 hours of fun, fur, and family bonding!

It was an unusual-timed trip for us since Dad is typically knee-deep in construction projects all summer, which is why our vacations are mostly reserved for the fall or winter. But this year, with a late July start date for dad’s job, the stars and construction schedules aligned for us to snag a summer vacation slot!

So, off we went, with our trusty puppy as the co-pilot, to explore the majestic Rocky Mountain National Park and seek out all the Colorado adventures we could find, from golfing to horseback riding to whitewater rafting. We had everything we needed for a successful vacation, until that moment of sheer panic when I realized I left my phone at home. A week without YouTube Shorts and no access to other useless internet information seemed unmanageable. But fear not! I unearthed a cat’s cradle book in my backpack and became the cat’s meow of string tricks by the time we would get to our Airbnb. Plus, Grandma (bless her heart) sent us off with blonde brownies and a big bowl of puppy chow (complete with personalized cups), so that also helped with my iPhone withdrawals.

The drive was an adventure in itself, especially when we hit the switchback roads; It was like driving through a giant pretzel! But we made it to our Grandby Airbnb in one piece. And, after settling in, we found a local restaurant to fill our bellies, (too bad it was a bit warm and mosquito-y) and then stopped at a nearby grocery store to stock the fridge for the week ahead.

Day one in Colorado started off with a leisurely exploration of the beautiful Shadow Mountain National Recreation Area and Grand Lake. We took our time soaking in the breathtaking scenery and fresh mountain air.

It was paws-itively perfect for Artemis, who not only got to tag-along everywhere we went, but she was also treated like royalty! Everyone wanted to love on our pet… From the generous stranger who gifted Artemis a gourmet dog bone to the dog-friendly restaurant that offered her a complimentary bucket of ice water, Artemis was living her best life!

Genesee and I were also living the good life, when we got to play miniature golf before wrapping up our first full day with an evening hike along the Granby-to-Fraser trail, right in our backyard. It was a scenic 2-mile trek that left us all feeling accomplished and ready for a good night’s sleep.

The following day, Monday, was nothing short of wild! And by wild, I mean wild animals because we saw lots of them! … Probably because we arrived in Rocky Mountain National Park (RMNP) before the crowds scared away the animals. I guess waking up early, while the rest of the world stays asleep, has its perks sometimes. We saw moose, elk, mule deer, coyote, chipmunks, and even turkeys—often right out our truck window! Some might call it luck, but I call it “our tour guide is better than yours.” Thanks, Dad!

We traveled across Trail Ridge Road, a national designated All American Road, which spans 48 miles and reaches an elevation of 12,183 feet. Next, we embarked on Old Fall River Road, which is an 11-mile one-way gravel road, punctuated by switchbacks. Finally, after a wonderful picnic lunch at Lake Irene, we left the park and returned to Grand Lake for shopping and ice cream treats.

Not only was that cute little town fun for humans, we also found it to be very accommodating to dogs. Artemis made lots of new friends there and enjoyed her first pup cup. After that experience, Artemis declared that all future sweet treats must always be sent to the Lab for testing.

By early evening, we discovered the Strawberry Lake Trail and hiked almost 3 miles before returning to our Colorado home to grill some burgers, relax in the hot tub, and play a fierce game of pool (which my mom will tell you that she won, but I will tell you that she cheated).

Since RMNP was so majestical and because we hadn’t explored enough of it, we returned on Tuesday, especially to hike the Alluvial Fan trail and Beer Lake Loop. These were two shorter, family-friendly trails that we intentionally sought out since we’d have to keep Artemis in the air-conditioned, running truck, due to dogs not being allowed on park trails. I hated to leave her behind, but I’m also glad we did because the views we discovered were absolutely incredible! Equally incredible, however, was the shocking discovery that Artemis knows how to roll down windows. Yikes! Luckily, our pup remained in the cab and so we’re still a party of five.

Our third full day in Colorado also included a visit to Estes Park, where we ate lunch by a lake (while Artemis attempted to befriend Mallard ducks), played more mini golf in all of the elements (sun, clouds, wind, rain, even hail!), and then shopped our hearts out. At dusk, we got to drive back through RMNP and were greeted with herds of elk and even more moose. What a magnificent nature show we were fortunate to witness!

Wednesdays are for conquering fears, apparently, because mom and dad booked a horseback riding adventure at Winter Park Trail Rides, which made me a bit nervous. In fact, I would have bit my fingernails if I had any left. I just didn’t want to die, ya know? And, as luck would have it, I ended up with the most challenging horse of all: Smokey. According to our guide, Hayden (nicknamed Sticky Butt), Smokey was a wild mustang from Nevada and the only horse (out of 300+) she’s ever been bucked off of. Mom said being paired with Smokey was something I manifested due to all of my worrying. Luckily, I lived to tell the story.

Meanwhile, the rest of my family trotted peacefully along the trail, with a beautiful mountainous backdrop, on horses (and mules) named Morgan, Bert, and Ernie. Morgan was the largest horse of all, and so naturally, Genesee wanted to ride her. Good thing Morgan was a gentle giant, and although Genesee never got bucked off, she did fall head over heels for that horse. In fact, she cried when it was over. But 90 minutes of equestrian adventure was about 89 minutes too long for me, so the only tears I thought about crying were tears of relief. I mean, it was kind of fun, but I’ll definitely be requesting a well-behaved horse next time.

After all of that horsing around, my parents treated us to snow cones (and pup cups) and then Dad and I hit the Pole Creek Golf Club to take advantage of their twilight rate, where we could get in as many holes as possible before sunset, with our tee-off time of 5:24. It was a true success: we both cleaned up nice, we played well, I managed to lose only one ball, and we picked up Domino’s supper to bring back to the ladies.

For our final full day in Colorado, my parents decided to test my courage even more by scheduling a whitewater rafting trip on the Upper Colorado river, through Mad Adventures. I was super scared to face my fears head (and helmet) on, but our guide, Cassie, assured me that I would have fun. And she was not wrong.

The scenery was absolutely stunning, as we paddled past mountains and forests, tackling level 1, 2, and 3 rapids. The first half of the trip was a bit cold and rainy, which conveniently masked my shivering as a reaction to the chill rather than my nerves. But then, as if on cue, the sun came out for the second half, warming up my body and my spirits! In fact, as I watched my 6-year-old sister fearlessly participate in cliff jumping and even volunteer to guide the boat, her courage started to rub off on me.

By the end of the rafting trip, I was requesting 360-degree spins, assisted with the paddling, and even played “rodeo,” where I stood on the front of the raft while everyone tried to knock me off and into the water. It was the adventure of all adventures and the highlight of the trip!

Unfortunately, we had to leave Artemis in her kennel at the Airbnb while we set sail on this excursion, but she had an adventure of her own when she learned how to unzip her kennel door and escape like Houdini!

From the scenic drives and wildlife encounters to the unforgettable adventures and quality time with the fam, my wanderlust reached new limits. So, on that last evening, we raised our glasses at a local Mexican restaurant, reflected on our trip, and vowed to return to the beautiful, delicious, and exhilarating state of Colorado one day.

But first, we’ll need to tackle the 14.5 hour return trip home, which Dad has threatened to do with minimal potty stops so that we can pull into the garage before midnight.

Please send your biggest wishes to our very small bladders as we trek cross-country to the Badger state. Or, if you catch us at the rest area, doing our walk of shame in wet pants, please just look the other way. You didn’t see anything.

Jellystone or Bust (2024)

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Our Jellystone adventures are always fun, rain or shine. And good thing, because there was a little more rain than shine this year.

We kicked off our camping vacation with some fireworks lighting up the night sky like it was the Fourth of July, even though it wasn’t (yet). Luckily, our campfire chairs gave us the best seats in the house, but poor Artemis thought the sky was falling.

Speaking of sky falling, the rain showed up that next morning. And when I say rain, I mean flooding-level rain. Thank goodness for 3rd of July fireworks because there would be no sparkles in the cloudy skies that covered Independence Day 2024. In fact, our campsite turned into a giant puddle, with a raging river flowing next to us! And that’s how you score yourself some lakefront property!

But Mother Nature didn’t dampen our spirits. We made our own fun inside the campers, and when the rain finally took a break, Genesee and I zoomed through the puddles on our scooters and then cooled off in the pool. We even had an unplanned reunion with our Minnesota friends, who we first met while camping last year! Eventually, the Nicoali gang joined us, too. And of course we ate like kings and queens because our personal chefs (a.k.a. Grandma & Grandpa) made sure we were well fed and appropriately hydrated.

Summer is just not complete without a Yogi Bear encounter. And so, I’m grateful to have grandparents who reserve our campsites months in advance, because Jellystone memories are the absolute best memories.

Artist in the Making

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I hate to brag, but my sister is an AMAZING artist. Like, her drawings are next-level good. Whether she’s sketching animals, painting water color landscapes, or creating something totally new from her imagination, everything she touches turns into a masterpiece. I’m always blown away by how much detail she puts into her work and how she makes it look so effortless. If the world doesn’t get its hands on her to chip away at confidence and creativity, we may be seeing her talent framed in a museum one day! Go, little sis!

Jordan Kappen Camp 2024

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One of my all-time favorite camps to attend is Jordan Kappen’s Hottest Hoops Summer Camp! This year marked 3 years in a row for me and 2 years for little G and it was as good as ever, except there was an added perk this year: Cortney’s boyfriend, Aeron, was one of our coaches!

Unfortunately, the MVP award stayed out of my hands this year, but after winning it in 2022 and 2023, I figured it was time to let someone else shine. But no more Mr. Nice Guy after this because I’ll be coming in hot next year to steal back my spotlight. And that’s not a threat; it’s a promise.

Snapshots of Spring 2024

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Spring 2024 was the best! We took a ton of pictures, and each one has a story… from card games, Easter baskets, and Cortney’s soccer games, to birthdays, golf lessons, and shenanigans with Artemis, it was a season of sunshine and smiles.

I just love nature’s confetti: the trees get their leaves back, the flowers wake up, and everything turns green again. As Robin Williams says, “Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’” So, party we did.

Tonka Splash 2024

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We ended our Spring 2024 soccer season with the Tonka Splash tournament in Minnetonka, Minnesota. It was a trip of many firsts! …Our first time playing in that tournament, it was Artemis’ first trip in the camper, it was my first time playing indoor soccer on the retired Vikings training field, and it was our first time going shopping with the pup (Thanks to Scheels for being a dog friendly store)!

Unfortunately, it was also a trip of lasts. It was my last time playing with some of my teammates (since some decided not to play for Rush next year) and it was my last time being coached by Coach Aimane, who believes I have the potential to play up at U12 or U13 next year.

So, as we packed up and headed home, I couldn’t help but feel a little bittersweet. But I know I’ll carry everything I’ve learned with me into the next season. Mom says my game has really improved and another parent called me her superhero because of my skill and attitude!

Soccer is indeed all about growing, mentally and physically. And while this chapter is closing, I’m excited for what’s next. So here’s to new adventures, new teammates and coaches, and new memories—because if there’s one thing this season taught me, it’s that the game doesn’t stop. It just gets better!

Spring Soccer Madness

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This spring was all about soccer—like, seriously, ALL about soccer! My sister and I basically lived in the car because we had to drive into town for practice four days a week, and then weekends were spent traveling to my games in Madison. Similar to the fall season, Genesee played in the Pre-Academy, and I was on the U11 team.

The days were long, but the weeks flew by quickly. And besides improving our soccer skills, my sister and I found joy in getting outside, moving our body, and making new friends.

We did it, bruh!

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This school year was straight-up bussin’! I crushed 4th grade and Genesee slayed the 1st grade. We low key expanded our vocabulary this year and you know what’s the most sus?! We learned the majority of our newfound terminology outside of the classroom. And that’s facts. Honestly, I’m not sure we even need a formal education, especially if it’s just mid. Besides my drip and Genesee’s rizz, we’re feeling like sigmas with all this free knowledge from TikTok, YouTube shorts, and my fellow Gen Alpha bruhs. Now it’s time to skibidy out of the school year because we know summer is gonna be fire. Ready or not, the last day of school is here. Bet!

Artemischief

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Do NOT be fooled by her cuteness.

Nothing is safe.

This one-dog wrecking crew has chewed up several shoes, ruined favorite hats, and turned my socks into confetti. And that’s just the casualty count for one day! Mom’s robe strings? Consider them chomped. The expensive leash we bought our “princess”? Completely shredded. Stuffed (innocent) animals? No survivors. She even tries to snack on Nerf bullets and dryer balls.

Keeping up with her chaos is a full-time job. While Mom, Genesee, and I yell, chase, and threaten to take away Artemis’ recess, she just gets a twinkle in her eye, laughs in our faces, and hurdles the couch the second we think we’ve got her cornered. Then, Dad comes home from work and catches our pup in the final lap of the house-destroying marathon, and says something ridiculous like, “Oh sweetie, let’s make better choices.” And just like that, Artemis drops her latest victim and rolls over for a tummy rub. It’s pretty insulting that she only listens to Dad. Even more insulting? Dad doesn’t see the devil in Artemis because she magically grows wings and a halo in his presence.

Still, even though Mom, Sis, and I don’t always agree with Artemis’ “choices,” we love her anyway. Sure, she’s a whirlwind of destruction, but she’s our whirlwind. And maybe someday she’ll decide to listen to the rest of us, but until then, we’ll let Dad enjoy his dog-whispering superpower. However, if you plan on visiting Artemis-the-Naughty-Miss, I’d advise against wearing your favorite socks, shoes, or hats. In fact, I would encourage you to arrive naked, but that would be kind of weird. Besides, I have attempted to roam the house clothes-less and it didn’t end well. In fact, it was a painful lesson, if you know what I mean.

Again, nothing is safe.