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Jaeger Amarihttps://hemoveslikejaeger.wordpress.comHi! My name is Jaeger Amari Goodenough and I’m new to this world as of April 16, 2014. My mom helped me create this blog so my loved ones near and far can follow me on my journey of self-discovery. I also hope to look back on this one day to see all the moments that have shaped me.
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Snow Much Fun: Our First Family Ski Adventure

December 31, 2024 by Jaeger Amari

This year, we did something totally unexpected during Christmas break: we went on our first-ever ski trip! Mom and Dad planned it on a whim, and before I knew it, we were on our way to Lutsen Mountains in Minnesota, (a 5-hour drive north) for four nights of snowy fun. It was so last-minute that all the pet-friendly condos were already booked, so Artemis got to experience her own adventure: The inaugural slumber party at D & C’s doggy daycare. (Thanks, Grandpa & Grandma!)

Before leaving home, Dad pulled out his old ski equipment, from when he was an avid skier, that had been buried under 25 years of dust. Emphasis on “old” because as soon as he tried everything on, the foam of the googles evaporated into fairy dust, the plastic of the boots cracked, and everything fell apart. So, upon arrival, Dad begrudgingly proclaimed, “we’ll take four rentals, please!” And as my parents looked around and noticed everyone wearing helmets, which was not the trend in the late 1900s, our bobble heads exited the rental facility with protected brains as well.

I’m so glad we decided to be spontaneous because this was the most epic trip ever! The weather was perfect and the Lake Superior backdrop made for breathtaking scenery. Genesee and I received beginner ski lessons the first morning, taught by George and Tim, and let me tell you, it was game over after that. We were hooked!

The chair lift was one of my favorite parts. It’s this awesome combination of peaceful and exciting, like floating above the world while you get ready to zoom down the slopes again. It was also neat to see how determined and fearless Genesee was to conquer any of the runs. (And how, upon completion, she’d immediately report her success to our ski instructors.) Another highlight was the super cool gondola ride… almost like being in a snow globe as it glided over the trees.

Speaking of gliding, Mom stuck to the green runs. She kept looking for the turtle hill, but it was nowhere to be found, so she became good friends with the Big Bunny hill…. mostly because her pulled hamstring and wobbly knees weren’t exactly up for the challenge of anything more. But also because her “worst-case-scenario brain” is always a spoiler of risky fun. Luckily, Dad isn’t as boring and safety-first as our mother is. So, by day 3, we ditched mom in search of steeper slopes and faster speeds.

Each day, after putting in about 5 hours of skiing, we’d head back to the Caribou Highlands Lodge to swim and soak in the hot tub. It was the best way to unwind after a full day of shredding (or cautiously zigzagging, in Mom’s case). In the evenings, we played card games, napped, ate spaghetti and chicken soft tacos (prepared by Chef Dad), and just enjoyed being together. On our last evening, Dad built a fire, mom poured sparkling grape juice into our makeshift wine glasses, and then we toasted to the new year as the ball dropped in New York City.

It was the most fun way to end the year and I’ve already decided that this should be an annual tradition. In fact, by the time the trip was over, Genesee and I declared skiing as our new favorite sport (outside of basketball, of course). It’s the next best thing to having wings, they say. So, next time you are near the mountains, look for us and watch us fly!

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The Christmas Comeback

December 26, 2024 by Jaeger Amari

The first couple days of Christmas break were rough. Remember that puking kid at the holiday concert? Yep, that stomach bug made its rounds through school and picked me as its next victim at 4:00 a.m. on December 22nd. I had zero appetite, the energy of a sloth, no sparkle in my eye, and a mom who followed me around with a bucket like she was auditioning for the Olympics of Germ Containment. It was a huge bummer. We even had to cancel plans with friends, and I was seriously worried I wouldn’t get cleared for Christmas Eve at Grandma & Grandpa’s house.

Luckily, after a day and a half of rest, temperature checks, and motherly pampering, I was back in action and ready for all things merry and bright. It was the ultimate Christmas comeback!

It’s a good thing I made a full recovery because this Christmas was packed with all the best things: legendary meatballs, cheese-curd-infused macaroni and cheese, Red Lobster biscuits, fizzy Grinch punch, Grandma’s home-baked cookies, and the sweet magic of cherry berries on a cloud. Artemis added to the joy by showing off her pro-level gift-unwrapping skills. And to top it all off, Genesee and I were fortunate to receive amazing gifts like a shuffleboard table, a foosball table, a jewelry cabinet mirror, and Starbucks gift cards. But truth be told, my favorite gift was something that can’t be wrapped—being healthy and able to enjoy it all after a rocky start to the week.

Cheers to good health and Skibidi Rizzmas to all!

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The Autumn Waltz

December 21, 2024 by Jaeger Amari

This fall was all about movement— We picked apples, scored goals, spun our bike wheels, started basketball season, and soaked up the cooler weather. By December, we welcomed the holiday lights, cookie making, and tree decorating. It was the season for moving and grooving, just like the swirling leaves.

“Anyone who thinks fallen leaves are dead has never watched them dancing on a windy day.” -Shira Tamir

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Made with Love

December 15, 2024 by Jaeger Amari

Life is better with homemade cookies.

That’s all. That’s the post.

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Surfin’ Santa

December 10, 2024 by Jaeger Amari

December 10th, 2024 shall go down in history as one of those moments where I shined, literally. At our school’s holiday concert (Surfin’ Santa: A One Act Musical Play), I had big speaking parts, and let me tell you, the spotlight was definitely on me! I was nervous at first, and some of that shine came from my sweaty forehead, but once I got into the groove, it felt awesome to be up there, representing my 5th grade class as “Willy.”

Not everything went as planned, though—halfway through, a kid in the front row lost his cookies all over the risers. (Yuck!) It was not a cute look. Or smell, for that matter. Thankfully, the rest of us managed to hang on to our cookies and power through. I nailed my lines, and despite the unexpected drama, the show went on!

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Paws & Claus

December 8, 2024 by Jaeger Amari

Artemis’ big moment finally came—meeting the one and only Santa Claus!

She approached him cautiously at first, sniffing his boots like a seasoned detective. But before long, she was snuggled up in his lap, doling out puppy love. When Santa asked if she was on the naughty or nice list, we replied, “Is there an ‘I tried’ list?”

Then, with perfect timing, Artemis leaned in and planted a wet kiss on Santa’s cheek, trying to charm her way to becoming his new favorite helper. Whether her strategy worked, we’ll have to wait until Christmas morning to find out. Our fingers (and paws) are crossed!

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B2Wins: A Violin Duet, A World of Wonder

December 6, 2024 by Jaeger Amari

We had the chance to see something truly special this holiday season—a concert by B2wins, twin brothers from Brazil, on a mission to make people smile with music. When mom heard they were in town, we packed Grandma & Grandpa in the car and headed to Viroqua’s Historic Temple Theatre.

From the moment B2wins hit the stage, it was clear we were in for an unforgettable show. Their violins didn’t just sing—they told stories, blending classical Christmas tunes and Brazilian rhythms into a sound that was pure magic. The energy in the room was electric, and it felt like the holiday spirit came alive through every note. It was a holiday performance to remember; we left with nothing but joy.

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Sparta Kriskindlmarkt

November 30, 2024 by Jaeger Amari

Bundled up and braving the chill, we joined the Cook family to explore Sparta’s Kriskindlmarkt, where the air smelled of cinnamon and holiday cheer. The highlight? My sister meeting her long-lost twin, the Grinch! The cold only added to the magic, and with a warm cup of hot cocoa in hand, we wandered through the lights and laughter, soaking in every festive moment.

We browsed the little shops, hunting for Christmas treasures. Then, just down the steps and off the beaten path, I found the one...

..It was love at first bite.

Dear Mini Donuts,
You’re everything I didn’t know I needed. I’ll never forget you. Stay hot, stay fresh, and wait for me—I’ll be back next year.

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Rooted in Tradition

November 24, 2024 by Jaeger Amari

There’s something magical about our annual Christmas tree adventure—it’s more than just picking out a tree; it’s about the ritual. My favorite part of the ritual? Kicking off the day with pancakes and smiles at Perkins, of course! But the tree search is always fun, too, and this year was extra special because we had Artemis along. To earn her keep, Artemis took her role as tree inspector very seriously, sniffing every branch until she approved “the one.” With the tree stuffed into the back of the truck, and our bellies stuffed with breakfast, we headed home to decorate, continuing a tradition that feels like the heart of the holiday season.

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Montana Chronicles

November 16, 2024 by Jaeger Amari

I just returned from an epic trip to Montana with my dad, Uncle Cory, and Grandpa. We stayed in the Highwoods area of Central Montana, in a recently remodeled cabin, where I snagged the top bunk every night. My only critique is that the water was stinky, but it was a fair trade for missing five days of school and getting to spend quality time with my main men!

In fact, it was a dream: Every day started with hunting and ended with playing cards. Plus, we didn’t come close to starving because Grandma sent us with delicious pre-made meals, and our Microwave Chef Grandpa was a pro at hitting just the right buttons to satisfy our bellies.

Of course, we worked hard for those meals! Besides hiking on foot here and there and everywhere, we also put a ton of miles on the side-by-side—12 miles one way just to get to the hunting area. I was the designated driver most of the time, while Dad got stuck being the gate opener. We experienced peaceful landscapes, witnessed a real cattle drive, and even saw hundreds of elk in one majestic spot!

The second full day was definitely the highlight, however, because right at daylight, we spotted a mule deer about 1,000 yards away. After a long stalk, we got within 50 yards, and I watched as Dad dropped him right on the spot. Well done, sir! And just as I was about to proclaim victory on the walkie talkie, we found out Uncle Cory had harvested a mule deer too! (Though it took him five shots to get the job done, but ya know, it happens to the best of us, and besides, that’s just a minor detail that doesn’t need to be publicly documented in our hunting chronicles).

After all of that excitement early on in the trip, we stuck around for a couple days to hunt a cow elk, but no luck there. But who needs luck!? Between the double header, laughter, bottomless plates of nachos, and even earplugs to block out a bunch of snoring bears, it was definitely a trip for the hunting books!

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